PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.